i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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