but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The best revenge is premature balding
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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