I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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