yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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