I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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