With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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