The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
You're earring is so big in my mouth
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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