Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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