im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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