Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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