Your tits are I can't wait for
"it" just moved
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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