Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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