the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
This is classic penis vs brain.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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