I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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