I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize