I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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