Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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