We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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