I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I love you. Go after that dick
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
