I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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