just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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