What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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