The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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