The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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