Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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