dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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