whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
the raccoons are back...
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