I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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