I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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