Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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