dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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