ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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