I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Randomize
