Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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