I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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