so explain again why im purple
no
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
My Sexting was not on an AP level
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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