Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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