he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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