And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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