look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Pants are for mortals
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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