i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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