my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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