My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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