We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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