no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Randomize
