I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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