Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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