Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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