Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I think i peed on brittanys purse
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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