so that wasnt chicken after all
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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