Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I want to make a zoo with you.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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