I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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