What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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