i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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