so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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