I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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