The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i just had sex bonerless
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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