So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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