He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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